{"product_id":"the-breakfast-tyrant-tee-shirt","title":"The Breakfast Tyrant Tee-Shirt","description":"Slip into something that tells a darker story. This classic black tee wears a twisted jester—grinning, knife in hand, paint-splattered and alive with motion. The artwork sits bold on the chest, mixing gothic lettering with grimy, painterly detail that reads like a tour poster for a midnight alley show. It’s the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to signal edge without shouting: raw, theatrical, and a little dangerous. Wear it to late-night gigs, haunted house runs, or when you’re curating a mood on purpose. The midweight cotton hangs with relaxed confidence and the tear-away label keeps the fit comfortable long after the first wash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton solid colors; midweight 180 g\/m² fabric for durable, year-round wear\u003cbr\u003e- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline and tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching\u003cbr\u003e- Direct-to-Garment and Direct-to-Film printing for crisp, detailed chest and sleeve\/neck designs\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified, ethically sourced US cotton; EU 2-year warranty\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":44608339312822,"sku":"19628770159006186275","price":40.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":44608339345590,"sku":"24648948195993718885","price":40.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":44608339378358,"sku":"18343755208701535778","price":40.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":44608339411126,"sku":"24085640012819596811","price":40.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44608339443894,"sku":"29101872465282300773","price":40.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":44608339476662,"sku":"19753588455235632334","price":40.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":44608339509430,"sku":"97689390511024597490","price":40.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":44608339542198,"sku":"25537693149626766537","price":40.0,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0660\/4252\/7926\/files\/10758289434045863097_2048.jpg?v=1769668637","url":"https:\/\/sinisterstore.com\/products\/the-breakfast-tyrant-tee-shirt","provider":"https:\/\/sinisterstore.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}