The Serial Excuse Maker Hoodie (Logo Front/Artwork Back)

A dark, statement-making hoodie that blends gothic typography with neon horror art. The front features an ornate, old-English style wordmark with gold accents, while the back reveals a vivid, dripping monster rendered in electric greens, purples, and cyan. It sits heavy and comfortable, the hood and roomy kangaroo pocket inviting you to slip into something that feels equal parts underground show poster and late-night alleyway vibe. Wear it to shows, midnight hangs, or whenever you want your look to do the loud talking. The medium-weight fabric holds the print’s details crisp, and reinforced stitching keeps this piece ready for repeat wear.

This hoodie speaks to people who live for alternative visuals — collectors of band tees, zine readers, and night-shift wanderers. It pairs naturally with scuffed boots, layered chains, and a sense of deliberate edge. Let the ornate front lettering start the conversation and the neon creature on the back close it with a gasp.

Product features
- Durable blended fabric (75% polyester, 20% cotton, 5% spandex) that holds vibrant prints
- Medium-heavy 8.5 oz /yd² (300 g/m²) for warmth without bulk
- Adjustable hood with self-colored drawstrings and metal grommets
- Spacious kangaroo pocket to keep hands warm and store essentials
- Double-needle topstitching and printed care label for long-lasting wear

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Drip dry
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)